There has been only one country that has successfully pulled off the reverse eclipse

It all started with some dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to fly some planes into a couple ships

Little did they know, the Land of Freedom would strike up a vengeance for assaulting us. We quickly did a large amount of dumb shit to prepare for our retaliation against that dumbass country. Little did that country know, but we had a Little Boy and a Fat Man who would teach them a costly lesson. This was the first true example of Fuck Around and Find Out. A lesson that the Land of Freedom loved to teach, up until we let that dementia-ridden man into the presidential office.

The only hidden text on this page is the ghost marks left by the atomic bombs we released on the Japs asses. Don't you just love seeing the marks of someone being vaporized by a man-made object? America is the best though. We let some random crazy people mess with stuff that could easily kill thousands of people, just to be able to say fuck you to whoever messed with us. Obviously, once more commie cuntries got their hand on the metallic orbs of death we had to be cautious of how we used it, or we might see the power of the shit first hand. But damn is America great at teaching people costly lessons, really just to allow ourselves to have fun as we please.