There once was a guy named Pink Slide. He never could land a bitch until he received a bit of help from his Discord friends. She wanted to see his peter, but he was too opposed to showing his junk on snapchat. While he was bricked up talking to a few of his friends, he was trying to get some videos from this "girl" in California. He eventually took their advice, and finally realized that sending a video of him finishing would send her over the edge... she sent a video of her squirting, but he didn't realize what she was wanting. He eventually went silent as he beated his meat while still on Discord. Yes, he was "muted" but he was still pulling a "Bunghole Kachoo." That's when she revealed that she didn't want her boyfriend to find out, and Pink Slime was bewildered. He eventually revealed her Instagram account, but it was de-activated shortly thereafter. He was a cunt-hungry cock-sucker, but he wasn't willing to admit it yet, especially after saying "EW" to a pic of her boner garage...post-nut clarity has never hit me that hard, but I get what he is cumming to as a gooner that has never seen a coochie in real-life. He listened to advice from MM, Bunghole Kachoo, Big, and Toothpick with a Kink Box, but still couldn't pull any cooch. At the end of the day, it was a success being able to finger a chick, but he isn't sure about eating chicken fingers anymore.
He thought the clit was the spot above the ass, but, oh, was he sooooo wrong. The clit is the spot that women love. It is what they love to be played with. It is what makes them bust. If only he knew where it was and how to play with it, he might be able to get some bitches on his dick, unlike most of y'all who think women are attracted to y'all's cheeto-fingered, loner types that spend their entire day inside their parents' basements. If that was the case, most of y'all would not be on this website, but fucking their girlfriends/wives. But alas, that is not where we stand as a civilization, at least not with the current generation, where everything has to begin online, and maybe progress to something in-person. The generation that thinks that their online personality will foster relationships, where OnlyFans will bring them the fame that they desire, but in reality, the person-to-person relationships that they create will allow them to create the life-long relationships that drive the soul to exist. Yes, some videos of a girl flicking her bean will get you through a dry spell, but for the long term, you flicking a girl's bean will create memories that last a lifetime. That is what this younger generation doesn't understand. While their online appearance lasts a lifetime, their in-person relationships will create memories that will never be forgotten. These are the relationships that are worth creating, not relationships built on distance, as those are destined to fail. Those that you can create with people close to you, and are based on dedication to each other, are destined to last for a lifetime. While you are sitting on your parents' couch in their basement, think about what you can do to create a lifetime relationship/dedication to someone who will foster your development as a productive citizen of this great civilization, as we know it, because it may end far sooner than we are expecting. And what would the history books say about your accomplishments? That you were a successful couch-sitter for your parents? Is that really what you want the world to remember you for? I don't think so. I think you want the world to remember you as a pioneer for the future generations. So, what do you have to change about your lifestyle to allow that interpretation? I don't know, but you'd better figure it the fuck out before you are known as a side-note in history as the person who lived on their parents' couch their entire life. As that would be a shitty way to be remembered. If you think about it, there were pioneers of our times who landed on the moon, who ventured into the unknown, only to find out that thier actions had fostered a dedication to the future generations that would only be possible through indoctrination. If we as a country were based on indoctrination, we would be further behind the times than we are. We currently are failing to meet the Chineses' advancements in development and production. What's next, becoming a terrotiory of theirs? That is something that would spell disaste at a world scale. We have to stand up for what we believe in as a country, being free of external ideologies and governance, as this is what we fought against when we became our own country. We have to project our confidence in our political ideologies to be able to stand in the current political climate, a one in which a man can enter a womans' restroom witout consequence. We have to recognize that a man has a penis and a woman has a vagina. A man has a cock and a woman has a cunt. If only then, may we adapt as a civilization as one that recognizes that a woman may have different qualities, -some have smaller tits, some have larger. Some have roast beef coochies, some have nice and tight cooters. Some have daddy issues, some just need to be shown what a real man is like. I am not saying that a gay person (man or woman) does not have their own views, but in general, a man has a cock, a woman has a boner garage.
