The Land of Freedom has a complicated history, until it comes to the testing of their vaporization devices.

After that one dumbass country thought it might be a good idea to destroy some of our ships, we knew we had to show them the real power of The Land of Freedom.

It all started back in the late 1930s after some people brought to the Land of Freedom's attention the theoretical power of vaporization devices. The Land of Freedom started doing some testing on basic vaporization devices in the early 1940s, but they were struggling to make them very powerful. So, The Land of Freedom decided the best way to continue their research and testing would involve people from other countries. The Land of Freedom, we will say, liberated a few scientists and brought them back to good old America to tap their intelligence. With their help and the power of everyone involved in the program called The Manhattan Project, The Land of Freedom successfully created a vaporization device. They did some early testing to see their power, but the real testing was reserved for Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Following The Land of Freedom's victory in World War II, we decided it might be best to test how safe these vaporization devices would be in the event of an accidental activation. We did abundant testing in the vast deserts on the western side of The Land of Freedom. Some of the vaporization devices were activated in the air, while others were tested underground, which is where the real fun began. During the Pascal-B test, a vaporization device capable of a 300-ton yield was placed approximately 490 feet underground. The hole dug to insert the device was capped off by a one-ton (2,000-pound) manhole cover-type object. Following the activation of said vaporization device, the manhole cover was missing. Apparently, a camera capable of capturing images at one frame per millisecond captured a single image of the manhole cover being launched into the abyss we call space. There is still some controversy over whether or not the manhole cover actually made it to space, but if it did, it would be the fastest man-made object ever launched into space. And all of this was only possible with the true power of The Land of Freedom.

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